Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

I have no idea what the Latin above actually means, even though I studied Latin for a couple of years at school.

Designers of documents and websites use 'Lorem ipsum' as they call it to fill where real text will go. It gives writers a fair idea of how many real words will fit in the space.

I have left 'Lorem ipsum' as the header for this page because people in the word business ending up on this website will spot it immediately and think it's a terrible mistake or an oversight. That's how it works with some people. Mistakes annoy the heck out of them.

I'm one of those people. The misplaced apostrophe, the misused their/there/they're ... these are things that bring out the pedant in me.

So that's me. Now, how can I help you?